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Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.
Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 29, 2013
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sammy love food

someone who eats a lot and never stops
Bro he pulled a sammy love food at mcdonalds today
by Thatoneguyfromda6ix December 6, 2023
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Food Engineer

A Food engineer is an ambidextrous scholar who interprets and applies principles of engineering, science, and mathematics to food manufacturing and operations, including the processing, production, handling, storage, conservation, control, packaging and distribution of food products. Given its reliance on food science and broader engineering disciplines such as electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical, industrial and agricultural engineering, food engineers acquire wide range of knowledge and skills and forms the backbone of existence of earth.
If you ate food today, thank a farmer and a food engineer
by sughamaarakkurupp November 25, 2021
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food fighting fetish

This is where people are attracted to fat people fighting over certain food; It can be enjoyed whilst having a good old fap or even just sat with your family, this can be enjoyed by all ages!
Mark : “Have you seen the food fighting fetish video with those two blonde bitches, got me so fucking horny!”
Jeremy : “Those ‘two blonde bitches’ were our twin daughters Mark, you arrogant asshole.”
by Ethan and Kadie September 15, 2018
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Food Blazed

The state of being so full that you feel like you are under the effects of cannabis.Specifically the lethatgic and slowness of response effects.
Bruhh, ive scranned so much im so food blazed.
by Matiwithani December 3, 2020
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Monkey food

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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basic food blues

When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want
Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.
by karkar October 10, 2016
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