Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

by Jeffi June 16, 2018

Turtle

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢

Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis

by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023

turtle

one who is slow but very resistant to attacks.

That lineman can really turtle-up for his quarterback

by dashingdog292 June 23, 2017

Grease turtle

A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.

Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles

by MRXMEGALODON September 9, 2021

Turtle

Turtle is an animal that is used in the video "I like turtles". It's also a zoober in Zooba (Zoo Battle Arena) that is named Shelly.

You: Bro, look at that girl ! What do you think about her ?!
Friend: I like turtles !

by i am somebody November 24, 2019

Turtle Aquarium

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.

I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.

by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020

dirpy turtle

The best thing on the planet and it is so dirpy.

Dirpy turtle is the best animal on the planet.

by Dirpy turtle master January 23, 2017