Meat bitch

An individual who flexes the size of his penis constantly to the point were it becomes annoying.

Bob: “Hey, do you want to hang out with Josh tomorrow?”
Joe: “I don’t know man, Josh is kind of a meat bitch.”

by Narzanac December 10, 2019

meat flag

Slag for penis.

As in "dude, stow your meat flag, this is a public place!" Or "I'm going to be planting my meat flag on her moon tonight, if you know what I mean"

by V-Nance June 12, 2014

meat polaska

A bunch of pieces of Victor Polansky chopped up on a cabob

Man I sure would love a meat polaska

by Michael from tobacco den March 21, 2023

Meat dunk

When a individual decides to use his penis as a ball and dunk on the participants face... balls can be included

Hey dude you awake?! Cool let me just 360 meat dunk this in

by Tarzan March 25, 2019

smoky meat

Black people have nigga dick, White people have cracker dick, and Mexicans... they have "smoky meat".

That Guy had some smoky meat... and he was white.

by 0L1V3R_k September 4, 2017

meat leaf

The vagina. Used more specifically the labia.

Hey what did you have for dinner last night?
Oh I forgot to eat but I did get a taste of the ol meat leaf.

by MeatLeafLover69 June 13, 2018

Bed-meat

The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.

I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.

by FoodieK July 7, 2022