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by thomasdatankengine January 12, 2021
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Isle donkey

A flight or cabin attendant that is as stupid as a donkey.

A flight or cabin attendant that acts like a jackass.

A poorly trained or poorly skilled cabin host or flight attendant, usually treats the equipment and or passengers poorly.
The isle donkey is kicking her stall again.
by Bosley May 2, 2018
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Donkey fkn

donkey fkn (don•kee fuh-ken)
Used during doggy-style intercourse. from behind, you wrap her hair around your forearm and pull back slightly. Once either of you reach climax, you yell, "HEEEHAWW"

Ex. Long-haired women & men are great for donkey fkn.
by Reya D Bringer September 3, 2020
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DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022
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donkey chills

the act of getting goosebumps and you can't quite remember the name at the moment.
lastnight i had this wierd dream and it happened the next day and i had......... had...... had.... whats the word? is it donkey chills?
by brian.banck December 12, 2008
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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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