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Some traits of snakes:
1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them randi (whore).
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.
Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.
Eg. T-Rex
Some traits of snakes:
1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them randi (whore).
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.
Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.
Eg. T-Rex
Person 1: Stay away from him. He's a snake.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
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placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
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