side diss

when someone slyly makes fun of you, in a deceitful and possibly passive aggressive way. most common in the american heterosexual dating world or in sororities.

There is one person who perfectly encompasses the intelligence that must come from behind the side diss, Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

“Wow, your confidence is inspiring. It’s like watching a chihuahua bark at a Great Dane—adorable, but… you know, pointless.”

by Penny Bluntwell January 02, 2025

turn to the dark side

When you are in the middle of a jedi flip (mushrooms and acid) and do a line of coke

Man, I am sooo fucked from that jedi flip, may have to turn to the dark side

by HammeredSquash April 20, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

side chick friday

The day after Valentine's Day. When all the Valentine's candy, teddy bears, cards goes on clearance sale and you get your side chick something on that day..

Man: I got my girl something on Valentine's day, time to get my side chick something on side chick Friday

by Mrjake2u February 15, 2019

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 12, 2020

side horse

A mispronunciation of the term "side hoe"

Brigitte: He is loves me, even if he has some side horses.

by nubslayer64 June 13, 2017

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016