by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021
Get the neck gaiter and mugmug. An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008
Get the crotch neckmug. A slap/pinch on the back of the neck. It's a thing that people do when you messed up or act stupid. It's a high school and middle school fad in central Missouri.
by lost in tokyo December 28, 2016
Get the Neckmug. Slang term for white people that usually have chickens in their living rooms. These people tend to be mouthy and fight frequently. Generally these people are uneducated and have little concern for personal hygiene. To see these people at their best watch Jerry Springer.
by Big daddy chuck December 12, 2016
Get the Neckmug. 
Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat
by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025
Get the Lard Neckmug. Typically defines a millennial who spends too much time looking at his cell phone (with his neck bent). Origin of phrase: Rich T.- SW Florida
I have no internet on my phone because of all the darn “bent necks” in the neighborhood using up all the data right now!
by Aquatic Rich April 12, 2020
Get the bent neckmug.