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Jules Marie Music

The instagram name of the amazing Jules Marie who is a multi-genre vocalist and songwriter. She writes songs that will make you want to both cry and drive around with the windows down on a summer day.
by kemperonfire January 11, 2023
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amazon music unlimited

A music app that plays half the songs Spotify can. If you pay for unlimited, only a limited amount of people can listen at a time. (Because Jeff bezos doesn’t know math) it can also be played on your Amazon Alexa.
Alexa: “Now playing: ‘AIDS in Africa’ by Rucka Rucka Ali. On Amazon music unlimited.”
by anonymous January 13, 2023
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Valley-Girl music

a playlist comprised of songs from Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus, Meghan Trainor, Taylor Swift and any of the Jonas Brothers
You seem like the Valley-Girl music type
by HeyItsJeremy November 30, 2022
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music blue balls

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era
"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"
by medcan January 16, 2022
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Baby G.O.A.T. Music

Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make music, he lost in a battle against K0SMO and Niblo.
Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make good music at all
by Gangman12312 December 28, 2021
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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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