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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Play that funky music

Hey do it now yeah hey

Yeah, there was a funky singer
Playin' in a rock and roll band
And never had no problems yeah
Burnin' down one night stands
And everything around me, yeah
Got to stop to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly, yes I did
To disco down and check out the show
Yeah they was

Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die

I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish (How could I)
To not see I was the one behind
So still I kept on fighting
Well, loosing every step of the way

I said, I must go back there (I got to go back)
And check to see if things still the same
Yeah they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, ya
Till you die

(Gonna play that electified funky music, yeah)

(Hey, wait a minute)
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' Rock and Roll and minds and things were getting shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now its so much better (it's so much better)
I'm funking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin' (no I won't)
Of how I learned my lesson that day
When they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die
Oh' till you die

They shouted play that funky music
(Play that funky music)
Play that funky music
(You Gotta keep on playin' funky music)
Play that funky music
(Play that funky music)
Play that funky music
(Come and take you higher, ya)
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right, ya
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020
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j music central

"do you know who i am? im j music central bitch!"
by bridgettttt May 4, 2021
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Valley-Girl music

a playlist comprised of songs from Harry Styles, Miley Cyrus, Meghan Trainor, Taylor Swift and any of the Jonas Brothers
You seem like the Valley-Girl music type
by HeyItsJeremy November 30, 2022
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music blue balls

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era
"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"
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Baby G.O.A.T. Music

Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make music, he lost in a battle against K0SMO and Niblo.
Baby G.O.A.T. Music is a bad rapper and can't make good music at all
by Gangman12312 December 28, 2021
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