An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.
Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"
by Ceazar November 1, 2016
Get the John Ralphio mug.A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.
Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!
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Get the John Mulaney mug.1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.
2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)
2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)
1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’
2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’
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a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.
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