National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

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It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

National Boss Day

January 21st is national boss day. the day everyone praises Mallory Skelly.

Omg it’s january 21st. i have to text boss happy national boss day!

by lesbian badussy January 20, 2022

Lick a Crack Day

When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede

“Hey Mr Sherry! Today is lick a crack day! Get ready!” Says Moto

by charliedown June 1, 2024

National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

National Oodie Day

December 15th is the day of national oodie day. A day where you wear an oodie the whole day!

Me: Omg todays national oodie day
Friend: look I have my burger one on

by anonymous November 18, 2023

National Booty Pic Day

Send this to a girl and a booty pic is required!

Yo, ima need a booty pic for National Booty Pic Day

by bootyyy33 January 14, 2021

Scarf Day

Dec 18, a holiday often used as an excuse to get a free scarf from a friend or loved one.

“Dude, it’s Scarf Day. Who are you gonna ask to give you a scarf?”

by acerace December 13, 2020