National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

National send a titty pic day

April 10th is national send a titty pic day

"hey it's April 10th, national send a titty pic day wyd"

by Flattop April 10, 2022

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023

National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat

Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.

by September Seventh September 8, 2021

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

National Quan Day

Quan's birthday

everybody will get free trackhawks and hellcats

"Yo you heard about National Quan Day? Everybody getting trackhawks n shi"

by Odottgzz January 18, 2024