International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

National Deannavoidance Day

December 13th, a holiday dedicated to celebrating the act of NOT celebrating Deanna’s birthday on 12/12.

On this day, friends and family gather to ironically honor the intentional avoidance of birthday fanfare—spending time together, enjoying fun, and making memories while officially “not celebrating.”

Traditions:
*Gathering at home with friends and family to share quality time
*Playing games, having a drink, and enjoying activities everyone loves
*Having cake and balloons, but ironically, in honor of not celebrating Deanna’s birthday
*Taking photos, telling stories, and making memories that last forever
*Laughing at the absurdity of celebrating the non-celebration

“I can’t wait for National Deannavoidance Day this year! Friends, fun, and cake in honor of NOT celebrating Deanna!"

by The_Phantom November 10, 2025

Buff Day

Buff Day is a holiday where everyone one gives eachother buff and the date of this holiday is november 21

Billy: Hey, have you heard of buff day?
John:No I haven’t, what is buff?
Billy: Buff means head.
John: Ohhhh I can’t wait to celebrate buff day with Cindy then.

by aerdna November 10, 2025

National tickle Quade day

Tickle Quade on November 13th because Quade is so adorable.

Why is everyone tickling me. Because it is national tickle Quade day.

by J.C. Ratty November 11, 2025

Kick Discord Mods Day

On November 20th every year you get to beat the shit out of any discord mod and they're not allowed to fight back

person 1: its Kick Discord Mods Day
person 2: YIPPEEE

by GayCommie2011 November 11, 2025

Spreadston Day

A holiday celebrated on the 13/11 every year, it is a day where it is actually a custom to spread others’ secrets and one’s friends are forbidden to be angry with them for the action.

Date: 12/11

Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”

Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”

Date: 13/11

Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”

by still/styll November 11, 2025