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by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019
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Dijeri-fuck

When you Implant your penis inside a traditional authentic Australian dijierido while female (male is a faggot) counterpart slurps/plays on the other end.
Good day mate I hear dat pamula is a right good dijeri-fucker.
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
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fuck y'all

said out of fustation usaully to two people or more when they fail to help or be are being annoying in some form. could also be said as a person is leaving. it can also be used a a throway comment to friendly banter.
"you both trash fuck y'all"
"fuck y'all im leaving"
person 1: "you look like megamind"
person 2: "i could play noughts and crosses on your forehead.
person 3: fuck y'all
by pp200 October 7, 2022
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Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"
by G4nero November 1, 2023
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The fuck you can

When someone thinks that they can do whatever they want, so you say "The fuck you can".
Guy 1: "Im gonna go to your house and fuck your wife and you won't do anything about it"

Guy 2: "The fuck you can boy, I will slit your throat and make you gargle on your own blood"
by trust me bro, i know April 20, 2019
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fuck shit

Ay dawg was on some fuck shit at the party last night.
by savuren January 20, 2021
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fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
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