Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Hollitarian Day

Vegetarians that only eat meat and fish on Holidays.

Happy Hollitarian Day! Enjoy the Meat!

by meateater on holidays May 8, 2024

National A350 day

March 5

The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.

*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!

by reverse35k July 30, 2022

Goon to a twin day

Everyday from 2025, you must goon to a twin once a day.

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

by TwistXL August 29, 2025

freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school

“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆

by schooldays May 16, 2023

National Asian Friend day

March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.

Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.

by Zukosgf101 March 3, 2024

national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.

“Hey happy national feet day!”

“Yeah! To you too!

by Olololololo July 20, 2021