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National Blowjob day

On the 30th of July it is National blowjob day
An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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donut day!

Karen: Hey do you have cheese puffs?
Charli: no! but here’s a donut it’s national donut day!
by DnKnDonuts November 17, 2019
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Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you

Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
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Day day

A real ass nigga who will do anything for the gang and his circle, he will catch a opp nicca lackin and he will drop ya gang and set in front ya face to see if you gon fight or shoot, literally a real Nigga
by Day dayyy November 22, 2021
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National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts
Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!
by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023
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National Fight A Friend day

A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.
Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!
by ihearttaylorr December 1, 2022
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