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Twat squat

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 17, 2023
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Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall
Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”
by English bloke May 23, 2023
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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011
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slippery twat brownie

When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.
You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie
by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018
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Rebel Twat

When you poo in your own hand and throw it into the neighbours garden they proceed to eat the poo and pass it down the neighbour hood
The Rebel Twat is a professional ritual
by Doctor Rebel Twat June 1, 2020
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Twat

You
Look in the mirror. Thats what a twat is. Its you. Your the twat
by Twat2552 February 21, 2019
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twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.
Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!
by Korae December 17, 2009
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