Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021

rusty robot's grip

Mostly seen on building sites. Using well used pliers as a grip to have a wank

"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"

by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020

Rusty Phillip

A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.

“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”

by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024

Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013

Rusty Crouth

Someone who has red pubic hair.

shut the fuck up rusty crouth.

by The24Shiz April 21, 2009

Rusty Lantern

A Rusty Lantern is the same as a Rusty Trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire.

The power went out so we performed the rusty lantern to bring light to our usual rusty trombone

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw

I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by jigglesthefett November 25, 2010