After a night of ingesting copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, your morning mud blast ratio is 90/10. 90% paints the bowl, and 10% gets caught in the hairy jungle of your ass.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
You're so hungover you nod off on the toilet while the 10% coagulates into dingleberries attached to your ass hair, resembling a pack of rats swarming in a brush pile.
The morning after partying at a show, Mike passed out on the toilet and woke up with a Pack of Scrats between the cheeks. He had to take a shower to properly exterminate them.
by CitricAcidCycle February 10, 2025
Get the Pack of Scratsmug. Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.
by Wendysfg August 26, 2023
Get the Santa Fe Packing Companymug. by TheArmchairAnarchist March 28, 2021
Get the Snack Packmug. A group of hybrid fighters who are commanded by a leader. They used a Bolus to transform into one of the 12 animals of zodiac. Heishous work best in stealth, as they all hide away until their master's command.
LEASH YOUR DAMN HEISHOU PACKS
Person 2: "Wow Zilu is so hot im gonna get freaky all over the walls."
Person 2: "Wow Zilu is so hot im gonna get freaky all over the walls."
by 히스클리프 August 26, 2025
Get the Heishou Packsmug. "Aye bro you packing cake?"
"Its triple layer dude, GDP, Durban and this fire wax i got from my boy B!"
"Its triple layer dude, GDP, Durban and this fire wax i got from my boy B!"
by anonymous March 28, 2022
Get the Packing Cakemug. by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
Get the Packed it inmug. An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
Get the fanny packmug.