Big John

When your dad burst into your room and sticks his big muscular cock down your throat. making you choke on his sperm as you start moaning out loud, which makes your mom join in passing the cum back on forth through each other's mouths.

my family had a Big John moment last night, i think you should come next time to have some fun *wink wink*

by dolpindick November 7, 2017

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Pulling a John

To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them

John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty

Joe: dude lets go get high

Friend:don't pull a john dude

pulling a john makes you a fag

by kissinthemuffin November 4, 2010

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John Chat

Formerly known as weak chat it is an expression used to describe poor banter. It derives from the overuse of the expression weak chat by John Sanigar and hence has taken on his name as John Chat. First coined on 16/06/2010 by Harry Preston esquire.

That's John Chat son.

by perkyakacrouchy June 18, 2010

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John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.

Cum ova her john deere

by jmansherron December 21, 2008

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attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.

Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"

by perdix_ November 2, 2014

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