David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 25, 2022
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David Beckingham Jr.

David Beckingham Jr. is generally known as an old money activist. Know around the community as a funny dickheadish kinda guy. will find love from only jewish or german females (or males). Davids will also tend to deal with skitz kids or Russian Bratva mobsters. Davids will be somewhat succesful from taking over their fathers hedge funds.
Dude did you see "David Beckingham Jr." he's looking for money again.
by Ibrahim Abromowitz October 14, 2022
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cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters
look at that cheeky david!
by sike mfker February 14, 2023
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David Cano

THE REALEST OF THE REALEST NIGGA EVER
that boy david cano loyal asf!
by Jamica2020 September 22, 2020
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David Glover

A man from The Inbetweeners who’s friends with Mark Donavan.In multiple scenes and plays pool.
David Glovers playing pool in the common room against Mark Donovan
by davidglover December 15, 2019
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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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David Ji

The most ultimate gamer of all time like omg
Quandale dingle here said David Ji
by Every single person on earth December 01, 2022
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