Matthew

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That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023

matthew

matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.

boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute

by youngdaggerdickthatsmyhandld April 6, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a persons who likes to give head

Matthew likes to give head to Roy

by Udayan232 October 14, 2021

Matthew

A bi polar kid that’s sexist and has anger issues :)

Matthew is a try hard

by spittin facts doe May 19, 2020

matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10

wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt

by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018

Matthew

I love you my pookie wookie dookie bear. ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

Matthew is my pooks not yours

by Biggiewiggey204 May 23, 2024

Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"

by Ggwk April 2, 2024