Vanilla Bean

Someone who has remarkably boring sex

He is such a vanilla bean, I get so bored.

by Ktisgay June 3, 2018

Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere

“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.

by Captain eg November 15, 2018

bean shower

Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.

Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!

by Sluggymcslugface May 31, 2016

Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.

Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.

by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022

Schfincter bean

The lower part of a male in between the legs where the testicels are.

The man's schfincter bean helped him have children.

by Foyer Rafael June 12, 2018

gubbing beans

Scottish slang for taking ecstasy

(Gubbing = eating) (beans = pills)

What’s wee Calum been up to recently?

“Fuck all but gubbing beans and listening to techno”

by oat milk jones November 16, 2019

Smol bean

someone who is too pure for this world and or could be small\short which enfises on the 'smol' part

Have you seen them? They are my smol bean!!!

Emma is such a smol bean.

by EmmaTheOnly January 10, 2019