When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
by DayumDude February 18, 2011

When two people are not friends on Facebook, yet they take stabs at each other through their status updates, making them public for the other party to see.
Facebook Wars:
Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!
Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!
Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!
Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!
by Laughing at Everyone January 12, 2012

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.
Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."
by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010

1.The Concept, Idea, or Action of one issuing goodwill on Facebook, or really any other social network.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
Example for definition #1:
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
by Mr. Pistachio May 11, 2010

Someone who has no clue about Facebook.
Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.
The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.
The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
My mom is so Facebook Tardilicious that I had to post her profile picture for her.
My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
by pism February 10, 2010

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.
We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.
by no1special March 5, 2014

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014
