Ethan

A crazy insane comic book, tv fan. Obsessed with cookies and slim Jim’s. Most famed quote is mi espanul smarte and is known for doing crazy things and saying things that don’t make sense

A Ethan has his hands on a slim Jim.

by White_knife22 June 18, 2019

Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

Ethan

the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor

“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”

by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

Ethan

He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee

Ethan is the cutie but he’s mine so don’t flirt with him

by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022

ethan

a boy, who preferably has curly hair, a long eyelashes, a thick eyebrow and is geniunly a nice guy

example:
person one: do u see that guy?
Person two: yeah omg he is so ethan

by mayapapaya09!12 June 19, 2023