clown

A clown is a person named lance, or lancey wancey can't dancey

Person one: that looks like lancey wancey can't dancey.
person two: You can just say that looks like a clown haha.

by IAmWolfie123 October 30, 2021

Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.

Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.

by ElkviewEddie February 5, 2024

Clown

A name my boyfriend keeps calling me for some reason. He uses it when I’m being irritational or not making sense which is most of the time.

You sound like a clown right now.

by smokedham24 May 23, 2019

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 12, 2022

Clown

Do you know you are a clown?
Yes, you are the clown.🤡

Clown
You're the best person in my life.
*One week later
She/he got a new bf/gf

by Heeseung's gf November 21, 2021

clown

a fool and a hypocrite.

Person 1: Man, this girl on twitch I just donated my college fund on her and she noticed me!
Person 2: You're a clown you know that right? You wouldn't even notice me saying hi to you.

by hellwar69420 October 9, 2021