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r/metalmemes

A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band with 3 monthly listeners called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans pussy with blood dripping on his door while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while he hes accompanied with a sentient, dying, turd, while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma.

Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.
r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.
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James C R

James C R is the superior human being. Is the definition of a humans peak performance.
by Jamod February 17, 2022
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r/woosh

this word is a word said to people that don't get sarcasm.

The word relates to subreddit with the same name. The subreddit is full of these examples.

Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".
Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".
by Gifhga November 12, 2018
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Gay R

A man who constantly takes Ls
Gay R: *Tries to be funny*

Everyone: “typical Gay R L”
by AdvancedOctopus44 May 28, 2023
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r/littlethirteen

An unknown reddit subforum that nobody can visit it. Probably it was all about child pornography.
Person 1: do you know what does r/littlethirteen reddit subforum for? i've been looking for a memes and found it.
Person 2: that weirdly sounds like a child pornography.
Person 1: kinda doubted about it. can you visit it?
Person 2: it says it is empty. maybe the owner deleted everything about it.
by AlphaBread December 9, 2018
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R/DefendingAiArt

A subreddit filled with dumbasses who think ai art is art even though it requires human effort.
Person 1: I was browsing R/DefendingAiArt and it made me want to kill myself
by Robenzi0 July 10, 2025
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