turtley

Totally and utterly.

I turtley love you.

by ellehat June 26, 2010

Turple

A purple Turtle.

Random guy: Wow that Turtle is f*ng purple!
you: Thats no turtle, its a Turple.

by Zu0 August 22, 2011

Tu7tle

A tu7tle is an internet warrior, who disobeys the laws of 1337 (leet) speak. As you can see, instead of there being an 'r' there is a '7'. Usually a 7 would represent a 'T', so he has clearly failed here. This is why he isn't known on youchoob.

"Hey Steve! Have you seen Tu7tle's new montage?"
"Don't you mean Tur7le? lol"
"No, he's pretty retarded. The 7 is an r"
"Oh lol"

by DEUCES August 16, 2012

Tsrtle

Tsrtle is probably the fattest clown I’ve ever meant. This obese minor has a used tampon for a head and the ability to push a substitute teacher to the bring of death! It doesn’t help his name is a Teagan... which is a girls name!

“Hey do you know Tsrtle?”

“Oh you mean the obese kid with the big Afro on his head?”

“Yeah that’s him.”

by Tsrtle January 20, 2020

Tortle

Tortle

Tortle.

by True fax’s 69 March 24, 2021

Turytle

A swankie turtle off-breed who can be self conscious but gets along well with many.

Dang is that Turytle?!?!

by Tury April 26, 2021

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011