tiny train

Noun
/tīnNee Tr-ayy -nň/

1. Something that was the source of great wonderment altogether consuming far more time than necessary in one’s mind.

2. Distraction that is purely created to prove an individuals lack of “Clue”.

Clue less distractee -“Oh look ! This tiny train has been put here.”

No one-

Clue less distractee -“hmmmm.”

by Cat hair on my member May 19, 2024

Strange Train

When someone has no self respect or standards and solely hooks up with a string of women he does not know or care to know. Generally a douche bag.

Friend 1, "Man, Jeff sure has been hooking up with a lot of random woman"
Friend 2, "yea, he has really been riding the strange train lately"

"Fucking guy has been on the strange train for a solid month now.

"Wow, he really jumped back on the strange train after his break-up"

by Texas Blouses January 08, 2014

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 April 20, 2018

stroking the money train

Coaxing money out of people.

Ashley: Let’s get this money train going.

Sam: There she goes stroking the money train!

by yelhsasiehttseb February 15, 2021

Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Irish Train

When you have two cucumbers and you por one in his mouth and another in his anus.

I made him an irish train

by BeastieDog November 23, 2017

Training Troops

Foreplay, the act of teasing and stroking a cock to build up a huge load of "troops" or semen

She was training troops for an hour before she let me invade her keep

by floptronomous May 24, 2018