Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!

Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!

by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024

Kevin

Daddy

Hey kevin hey daddy

by Jjstolesomecrack November 21, 2021

Kevin

Zinky blop zit zork bloble blat zinity bint zou zoup blum blippy boa zey

1: hey have you heard about Kevin?
2: 👽

by TheOneWhoLeftItAllBehind November 21, 2023

Kevining

The act of doing what kevin does.

Look at kevin over there he is just kevining by himself .

by Kevins_simp January 12, 2023

Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Kevin

There are 2 Kevins in this world.
The first will steal all your money and run away and not look back. Will pay you .2 dollars an hour for slave labour. Has a secret idea that he will bail his life on.
The second will destroy you at smash bros.

Me: Who are you?????!?!?!?
Kevin: Kevin

by Chungooo April 6, 2022