by Slaughter Republic May 1, 2021
Get the sad ninja hours mug.Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
Get the Straight Fruit Ninja mug.Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.
by Nat King code March 12, 2022
Get the Fire alarm ninjas mug.Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
by Momo6717 July 22, 2012
Get the ninja junk punch mug.(adj.) A phrase used to describe someone who has surpassed bland old regular awesome, and has achieved a certain level of slyness. Once these two qualities have combined one has become Super Ninja Awesome.
Person 1: Gawd you are so sly, that was so awesome!
Person 2: Yeah, its because I'm Super Ninja Awesome
Person 2: Yeah, its because I'm Super Ninja Awesome
by Slyyyyyyyyy February 5, 2010
Get the Super Ninja Awesome mug.When you cum on a girls face while she is sleeping, And you leave before she wakes up. Therefore you are the Great white ninja.
by trondoz January 2, 2010
Get the Great white ninja mug.Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.
by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014
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