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Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012
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man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012
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The Baggie Man

Silky skills on Halo 3 and Gears of War 2, The Baggie Man could tap into his Xbox skill set with some special remedy and destroy all in his path.
Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011
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Man Tube

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"
by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011
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Man Brake

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.
by B-woods00 January 13, 2012
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man drink

man drink : different flavors of hawaiian punch mixed together.
by thatpersononthecouch February 22, 2011
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man delay

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011
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