A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012
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Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
I have a bad case of man agony.
Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012
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Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011
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by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011
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The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.
by B-woods00 January 13, 2012
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Get the man drink mug.When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
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