hog mother

adj. A Gamer Girl who loves to flick the ol' bean and chug loose corn-milk.

Ugh, you are a honkin' Hog Mother.

Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.

by Micky123 October 9, 2013

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Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.

when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.

by on-on April 22, 2012

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megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

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What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.

1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"

by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011

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Last Resort by Papa Roach

A word used to annoy parents in the form of a Tik Tok video.

This can also be used to address your friends as to say they are your homie or your bro.
Also used in a way to "rock on"

1. 🤟 MoTHeR🤟. CUT mY LiFE iNTo piECEs, ThiS iS mY LaST ResoRT. SuFFOcATioN, NO BReatHINg. DoN't GiVE a DAmn iF mY ARM iS bLeeDiNG.
2. Person 1: "Where is Ava?"

Person 2: "Oh there she is"

Ava: "🤟MoTHeR🤟

by ur mom and dabibi November 23, 2021

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