kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017
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When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 24, 2020
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"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"
by blkbrd January 23, 2025
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Kentucky Stare

The blank, unemotional expression on your face while you unknowingly stare, often captured by pictures, you can tell nothing is going on behind their eyes.
Katie- "What does your friend think of me? He has been staring at me all night, kinda freaking me out."

Bob- "O, don't worry, that's just his Kentucky Stare, there's nothing going on behind those eyes."
by Lunch____Box September 19, 2011
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kentucky headhunter

A person named Brandon who is from Kentucky and is a headhunter. Do you see that Kentucky headhunter with the big head? A Kentucky headhunter is hunting for his soul mate.
A Kentucky headhunter is someone looking for a purpose in life.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone who's going extremely bald.

A Kentucky headhunter is someone looks like a bobble head.
by Kentucky Headhunter April 16, 2023
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Kentucky Nose-Job

The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.
by EpicGoG December 14, 2019
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A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
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