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Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

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"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."
by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018
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Jacob

A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.
Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018
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Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
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Jacob

A dude who has a massive cock, is jacked, and gets bitches
That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch
by J69696969 September 18, 2018
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jacob

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook
oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs
by the bois r back September 19, 2018
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Dylan Jacob

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
by Jackitychan September 21, 2018
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Jacob

Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!
Jacob is my PPFL
Jacob is married to matt damion
by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018
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