Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

human npc

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

by Međed November 3, 2022

Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

Human Reference Book

nickname from Governor Nikki Haley’s office for Jordan Thomas Cooper

The Human Reference Book is the first black to successfully nominate two billionaires for an honorary degree-Bob Johnson and Oprah Winfrey received honorary degrees from Arkansas Baptist College and Bethune Cookman University.

by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020

Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

human discrepancy

The differences in all of human beings as a whole in society. It is also reminiscent of the people’s ability to differentiate each other in society. It contains relations of unique properties and characteristics.

The room contained moderate amounts of human discrepancy.

by raymancavemansavedman July 21, 2023

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023