Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.
David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.
by Soviet Spycrab March 05, 2021
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Humans

''Hey, there's humans.''
by katiaxoxo February 27, 2022
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human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.
An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.
by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021
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Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 01, 2025
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Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022
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human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
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