Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 3, 2019
Get the Five Hundred Cricketsmug. While having a 3 way, one of the guys dick falls out so the other guy reaches down and helps guide it back in. While doing so, he gives the guy a few extra strokes to bring him back up to speed.
I was fucking this hood rat with my boy Vinnie when I noticed his junk fell out. So I reached down and while placing it back into her gave him a Philly High Five.
by Clam Digger November 28, 2023
Get the Philly High Fivemug. Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other high-end five letter brands, which originated from the award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.
by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017
Get the Five-letter shoppingmug. Five-wheeler
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.
by Goofnut April 1, 2025
Get the Fivemug. What you verbally give your work-buddy when something you're attempting goes right, but you're currently "all yucky-messy" from the dirty/disgusting job you're presently engaged in, and so you don't wanna soil him by actually slapping his still-clean palm (i.e., he's not actually handling the greasy/muddy/gloopy items the way you are, but he's still providing needed assistance; perhaps he's aiming a trouble-light, occasionally actuating switches/buttons and/or operating other controls to test the device you're repairing, holding items like drapes or hoses/cables up out of the way so that you don't accidentally soil/damage them, etc.) with your icky hand. "I'll slap palms wif ya later, Pal, after I get washed up some --- consider yourself high-fived for now!"
A high-five rain-check can be a similar situation to a delayed hug, handshake. back-clap, etc... in all of these instances, you are merely postponing an appreciative/affectionate/encouraging/celebratory gesture until a more appropriate/convenient time. If you strongly wish to have the pleasant action administered right away, however --- such as if you feel that the person deserves immediate reward/gratification because of the exceptional effort/bravery he put out, or if he has to leave shortly --- a proxy-hug can sometimes be an adequate/reasonable option, provided there is an agreeable bystander present whom you can request to "do the honors" in your place.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
Get the high-five rain-checkmug. Where you kidnap your friends and put them in Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria and the animatronics are actually sex toys and they continually give you Russian flash bangs, German gasmasks, etc, when it turn midnight till 6am. For five nights in a row.
Person 1: “Nah my friends made me do the Five Nights At Creamy’s Challenge.”
Person 2: “Damn what even is that.”
Person 1: “It’s just a bunch of sex toys and animatronics that give some flash bangs and such, I get kinky for those.”
Person 2: “that should’ve been me you know how I get around them animatronics😩”
Person 1: “It happens 12am - 6am”
Person 2: “Damn what even is that.”
Person 1: “It’s just a bunch of sex toys and animatronics that give some flash bangs and such, I get kinky for those.”
Person 2: “that should’ve been me you know how I get around them animatronics😩”
Person 1: “It happens 12am - 6am”
by The old handles February 15, 2023
Get the Five Nights at Creamy’s [Challenge]mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>mug.