Ethan

Man with bush that he flexes on the regular. Disgusting and makes his mom wipe his ass.
Look at the fucking Ethan, probably has mad bush
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Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.
by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 26, 2021
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An Ethan is the kind of person who get pleasured by Fortnite kills. Ethans tend to think with their dick and not their head… don’t be an Ethan
I am horny, imma play Fortnite
“Dude don’t be an Ethan”
by Joker3357 May 15, 2022
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The idiot who dates your sister then sorta dates you then goes to your best friend. But thats ok because he is your best friend even tho you like him alot but who cares right??
ETHANS GIRLFRIEND:Hey look its ethan..........
Me; oh yea....ok bye
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someone who made danger above 8-3
ethan made danger above 8-3
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he twerks in front of a camera
Ethan: oh hey wanna see me twerk?

jekin: sure why not

ethan: *twerks*

jenkin: oh no stop

ethan: no haha
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He's a very intimate guy with an endless sexual appetite. He can go all night long. HIs penis is 12 inches long and the diameter of a cupcake. His dick tastes amazing.
He is such an ethan
by HotBoiii May 07, 2019
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