Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.
Jacob: yo Sam whats up man
Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"
Sam: Nah B
Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!
Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"
Sam: Nah B
Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!
by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020
Get the Mark Jankemug. The Handsome, Loving, Caring, Funny, Other half, Husband, Boyfriend, Bestfriend, Lover, of his wife’s life, Mary.
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