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Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips
“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”
by mysterywystery August 5, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
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Jacob Aron son

He is a wierd guy and gay, but kinda cool
Hey, There`s Jacob Aron son
by DaddyLucas12 September 16, 2024
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Jacob Persons

yall know jacob persons?
ya bruh.
by Bobbyjoe42 April 21, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.
Wow that's jacob, dating a Hannah so predictable...
by Nevaeh rose May 19, 2018
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Jacob peel

A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views
Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.
by Granny boy April 14, 2020
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Jacob

The name of Jacob is an imagine of a man who is clever and generally a caring person. He loves to meet new people and explore around the world. If you someone who is named Jacob, you are obviously fortunate! If you ever have dated, Jacob don’t mess with him because you will regret what you have done. If he likes you, he won't talk about it but he will show signs and that is very cute. He makes you blush and laugh because of his amazing jokes. He is athletic and likes to be in shape and staying healthy! Jacob knows what he is doing so take care of him and try don't stress him because he hates it. Jacob is usually tall with his sexy wavy hair. He is an gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect this person is. He is so adorable! He is good in multiple things!
Jacob is the man who is good in whatever he likes!
by Lalala-2019 November 22, 2021
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