Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.

"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"

by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026

Dirty Bidet

When your taking a dump and a turd splashes dirty poo water up into your butthole.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom taking a number 2 and got myself with a dirty bidet.

by 419zay January 22, 2026

dirty smile

similar to the french pastel but you draw a smiley face on the vag with poop then make out with it

that dirty smile we did last night was awesome

by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026