World Instrumentalists Day

A Day where instrumentalists in the world are celebrated because they are on demand.
This day is 31th December

The pastors keep complaining that we charge too much on world instrumentalists day.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

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Box out a shordy day

Today on the 17th of December, you’re aloud to box out any shordy you want. Even your grandma!

Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out

It means that you can punch any girl you want in this day on December 17
“Why’d you punch your girl”

It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”

by Deglizzygladiator December 17, 2020

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Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

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National Trash Head Day

A day on August 10th where u post Bitches/Niggas that u had any type of sexual intercourse with that don't know how to give head.

"Damn this bitch can't even handle the fucking tip, ... GTFO my face. National Trash Head Day"

by Love900 August 9, 2019

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GOC Day

October 30th. The official day of the GOC. It also marks the first victory over Team Distortion, also know as Team Ergon.

Person A - “Hey man! Wanna hang today?”
Person B - “Sorry man. It’s October 30th”
Person A - “What’s the occasion?”
Person B - “It’s fucking GOC Day baby!”

by EXLALPHAWOLF October 29, 2022

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