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Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025
“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”
by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025
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thats fucked

one of the most versatile responses ever, and basically just another way of saying thats messed up or that sucks.
Mike- yo im gonna be late to the party
Tyler- thats fucked

Lucas- yo my dad passed away bro
peter- thats fucked
by bruhfuark May 23, 2023
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Fuck

Fuck
Fuck
by Hamburher March 31, 2021
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Fucked-in Syndrome

Fucked-in syndrome (FIS)

Likened to the condition locked-in syndrome, but when one has done alot of shagging or had a very intense orgasm and it feels that they cannot move their body or function properly, so they just lay there like a dead seal for 20 minutes.
Also linked with postcoital bliss.
(After intense sex session)
Malachy - "I need to go home to let the dogs out for a piss but I can't move, I feel like I have locked-in syndrome.
No I have Fucked-in syndrome!"
Janine - "Hahaha, is there anything I can do?"
Malachy - Please put your tits away, I'm done"
by Dolly444 March 24, 2024
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Fuck Boy

by unknownGG5000 February 16, 2024
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fucking tramp

refers to a dirty pig who will not just shut their big fat gob.

fucking tramps may also be known as ‘street rats’ and can be found at your local corner shop.
“she’s a fucking tramp.”
by killyourself. April 29, 2022
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fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom
"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"
by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022
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