National Jroy Day

A day where telegram users and discord users casually celebrate the life of @TheRealJroyValid Via IG hosted every year on April 16th

Oh no, today is April 16th !? We need to do something it’s National Jroy Day!

by Iambam23 May 24, 2023

National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.

Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”

by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020

Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.

Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you

Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

National sex day

Is on the January 1st cause we all know that you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been kissing for new years for them single people asks someone

Today is National sex day ? you down 😏

by that_1_cutie December 31, 2019

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

International Disha Day

Every year , International Disha Day occurs on September 1.
She's the new godess of the world and we should worship her this day(and all the other days of the year)

Ayo mistah white it's international Disha day today

Yes jesse ik we need to bake a cake

by Blazed Wolf August 30, 2022

No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019