Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020

snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.

Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.

by EN34 July 27, 2016

breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

by sosueme August 15, 2016

Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.

Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy

by dicktionary man January 19, 2018

Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.

Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!

by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022