March 18

National “Give-A-Bisexual-A-High-Five” Day

Jacob (straight): “High fives!”

Cleo & Alex (bisexuals): “Why?”

Jacob (straight): “It’s March 18! National give a bisexual a high five day! Duh!”

by antmanandthewap March 18, 2023

March 18

The day john doe comes

"Yo homie you herrd about John" homie:yeah on March 18

by Happytapi December 07, 2022

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born

Ken:"He's the baddest I'm jealous"
Jel:"Yeah he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boy are born

Jeff:"he's the baddest I'm jealous"
Dan:"yeah I know he was born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021

Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 04, 2011

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

27th March

A day of celebration of the birth of Keith Arsewank on British Twitter. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he is a US conservative known for his views about armed teachers.

Happy Keith Arsewank Day! The 27th March is a day of celebration and you should celebrate it as well!

by fearlessmonkey8 April 10, 2023