Internet troll

Someone who has no job and no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look its that internet troll again I think his name was james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

Internet troll

A person on the internet who pranks or trolls people

The Internet troll was really the trollge who groomed people

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

The Internet

The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search

Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .

Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.

by bihlilboi January 21, 2018

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.

So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.

by celesguy1 June 7, 2016

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020