human gogurt

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes

I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out

by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018

Human

The face of Earth

He is da face of the damn earth.
He’s a human, Idiot.

by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022

The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.

Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!

by Hedbut December 12, 2017

Human Pogostick

When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.

Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.

by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021

human being

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.

Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.

by PPete December 11, 2021

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022