Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018
Get the Yo why the fuck my peepee hardmug. Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
by gasjumper November 5, 2020
Get the Mom why is my pp hard?mug. this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read is an AD and yet we made it famous. as soon as you say it or it comes up on youtube. everyone will say it
John: this sentence is grammatically correct
Random dude: but it's wordy and hard to read
"this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read"
everyone in class: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
Random dude: but it's wordy and hard to read
"this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read"
everyone in class: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
by MiraculourLanaAdrianette March 2, 2021
Get the this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to readmug. by Emmalene March 20, 2005
Get the Die Hard Losers Official Groupiemug. When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.
Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”
Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”
Or
“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.
Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”
Or
“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.
by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023
Get the Johnny Depp Someone So Hardmug. When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.
Used frequently by news anchors.
Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?
Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.
Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.
by spudsNbuds February 22, 2011
Get the I'm up against a hard breakmug. expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'
person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit
by shineshineblind May 11, 2009
Get the Oh hard damn, this is my jammug.