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Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019
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twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!
girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!
by SecretGarden May 12, 2010
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douche klown

Also abbreviated DK is esentally a Douche a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very idiotic, they can not process information also they seem to have a sense of belonging and understanding of things, people, and places in which they have no idea about.EXAMPLE a white man acting black wiger , thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and a Klown loud, goofy, usually white trash individual all and all a retard.
"There goes that douche klown again writing his name on the all over his room,the school,and the postal office.Man what a piece of human shit."
by just someone from Holly November 30, 2009
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Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
by batmanuelle December 3, 2010
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douche-connect

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.
ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.
by Drye November 22, 2010
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douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
by Nosie April 30, 2010
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douche queen

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
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