D Procedure

D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.

Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.

by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022

Tenacious D

The radest fucking band to ever exist

"man I love tenacious D"
"What's tenacious D?"
"The radest fucking band to ever exist"

by _cum_sucker_ May 3, 2022

D-quad

A covert way of calling someone a dick wad

Hey guys, our boss wants to join our call of duty match. I made him a new username: D-quad!

by Classnotcrass September 15, 2022

Benny-D

Benydril

what are you doing after work?
Gonna go home and pop some benny-ds.

by Mothman.Is.Cool September 27, 2022

Micky D’s

‘MCDONALDS’ THE MOST GANGSTA WAY.

Ayo bro you wanna run and get sum “Micky D’s”

by 2AMDONTCALLME October 3, 2022

Mr. D

Oh, are you wondering who Mr. D is?

Well, you can find Mr. DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH!

by TheGuyWhoDidn'tGetTheJoke January 6, 2022

Spam D

verb: to hire an army of 40 trained monkey ninjas

Joe (calling John): Hey bro I'm in a fight, can you spam D for me and send?
John: Yeah sure, spamming D and sending.

by yeetfish8 January 13, 2022